The X-Shocker

2004-02-23T02:08:00.000-05:00

Well it's a new Sunday and we have a new member to the Shocker Club.

Please welcome Mark (A.K.A. Cut-nosed Potato Gizzler)
Mark is one of the fastest Shockers in South-Western Ontario. Mark Finished 2nd in the S.T.O.O.(Shocking Tournament Of Ontario). Mark earned this title by being the second person in history to Shock a Potato from 24 yards in 4.69 seconds. Perverted Potato Assaulter was the only person to beat Mark in tournament. Comments from Perverted Potato Assaulter "That Little Midget can really Poke a Potato".
Mark has definitely earned his way into the X-Shocker.

2004-02-19T04:49:00.000-05:00

Sorry I have not updated the site, but I have been busy with formatting 3 computers over the last week.

Welcome our newest member Greg... He has just received his official Shocker license. Greg (a.k.a. Triple Figured-Sheep Raper) was charged for Shocking an unforunate sheep that was crossing the road at Richmond and Dundas early Monday morning this week. Greg was released on $50,000 bail and a promise to appear. Now that Greg has his shocker license he will be able to Shock at will with no repercussions. Though he was late getting his license it is sure that he will be let off with a $55.82 fine. Don't let this happen to you. Become a member and Shock at will.

2004-02-13T15:54:00.000-05:00

Well, I must say this site came about from my partner in crime B-Rad.
For those of you who know him, love him, and those that hate him need a lesson in "don't be hatin".
(Shocker Style)

If you know about the shocker, join the shocker club and get a free Shocker License.
Shocker license allows you to Shock your target and have no repercussions from the Law, Parents, Lovers, Ex-lovers or anyone that will stand to object to these tactics.
(2ITP1ITS)<-----Something to live for.....
Thanks B-Rad, for letting me see what I was missing all these years.

I'm not only a member, I'm also the president.
Join The X-Shocker club today. And be Licensed to Shock at Will.